If I were an animal

If I could be an animal, I would be a bear. (yeah, I know, I coach the tigers, but it just doesn't work like that). I would be a bear for the following four reasons:

1. How is stuffing yourself and then taking a long nap not fun?

2. I am not picky about food. Fresh food, hot food, cold food, and leftovers. Eat it all.

3. The only time I really get aggressive is when someone takes my food and/or said offender poses a threat to my family. After that, I won't bother you if you don't bother me.

4. Bears don't need large racks of antlers or fancy plumes of feathers to impress members of the opposite sex.